1. Don’t be a fright.
2. Don’t faint on the road.
3. Don’t wear a man’s cap.
4. Don’t forget your toolbag.
5. Don’t attempt a “century”.
6. Don’t coast, it’s dangerous.
7. Don’t boast of your long rides.
8. Don’t criticize people’s “legs”.
9. Don’t wear hued leggings.
10. Don’t neglect a “light’s out cry”.
11. Don’t cultivate a “bicycle face”.
12. Don’t wear clothes that don’t fit.
13. Don’t refuse assistance up a hill.
14. Don’t wear jewelry while on a tour.
15. Don’t race. Leave that to the scorchers.
16. Don’t wear laced boots. They are tiresome.
17. Don’t imagine everybody is looking at you.
18. Don’t scream if you meet a cow if she sees you first, she will run.
